You are standing, presumably, directly outside my window. I cannot see you, but you must be right below my kitchen. Of course, this is fine, because it's a nice corner to stand on, I suppose. But my real question is why are you yelling a story about your brother's ex bf wanting to have an all dude three way with you? Who are you telling this tale to in such an animated and boisterous fashion? You sound either alarmed or thrilled or both. Perhaps both is most accurate. Far be it from me to judge, but why are you sharing this with me while I read about corporate social responsibility? Why are you so gossipy about this proposal? I am ever so curious now, which is distracting me from the tasks at hand. Do finish your story now that you've started please. Seriously --- Don't walk away! No!!!!!
Curiously,
Lia
