Dear BP

Dear BP,

While most people are cursing you for your systematic downfalls in safety, environmental protection and overall drilling practices, we feel the opposite. Your neglectful practices and the ensuing Gulf disaster have entirely taken over the public's need for a corporate whipping boy to temporarily boycott and hate as a national point of pride. This has saved us a ton of grief. In fact, we are going to stop running our ads thanking people for 'sticking with us' through our little bump in the road awhile back, mostly because it's now only serving as a reminder. Thanks for taking off the heat, we really appreciate it. We'll try to sell one or two less Priuses to thank you.

Love,

Toyota